Posted by
skep41 on Friday, October 19, 2007 11:40:47 AM


Torquemada
If
you needed to get to the bottom of a case of blasphemy or get screams
from an unrepentant Jew this was your guy. A bit too religious for
modern times but with the left witch-hunting Neo-Cons (aka Jews) he
could be a dark horse.

Antoine Fouquet-Tinville
An
emotional favorite. Lenin admired him greatly. A merciless and
incorruptible head of the Revolutionary Tribunal during the Great
Terror during the French Revolution. Selected counter- revolutionaries
were subjected to abuse during their trumped-up trials and then loaded
onto carts and sent straight to the guillotine.
Marie Antionette,
Charlotte Corday , Danton and Desmoilline were among his many famous
victims. Hey, this guy wrote the book on show trials. Everybody
afterwards were just copycats. Unfortunately his love of justice lead
to his own beheading after his mentor Robespierre fell from power.
Still wonky college history professors might put him over the top.

Judge Roy Bean
The
proverbial 'Hangin Judge' out of Vinageroon, Texas. By the time the
accused got the the barroom where the trials were held they'd been
worked over pretty good by the deputies so backsass was kept at a
minimum. Every trial ended with a conviction and a hanging. Walter
Brennan portrayed him in a film version of his life, making him a
favorite of film buffs who to this day repeat his line, " That's my
ruling and I'm stickin to it."

Andrei Vishinsky
Oil
industry on the fritz? Coal or meat production spiraling down due to
disastrous Central Planning decisions? Old Party Pals getting on your
nerves? Call in Andrei. Intimidating and bullying people who have
confessed after a few months in the cells under the tender care of the
GPU takes a certain kind of guy, and Andrei was that guy! They ALL
confessed! They ALL apologized! Well the live ones did. Unfortunately
the inventor of the Stalinist show trial so beloved of the left, then
and now, was himself charged with counter revolution and Solzhenitsyn
chuckles with joy in Gulag Archipelago imagining Vishinski being robbed
and chased under his bunk by the criminal thugs that Stalin inflicted
on his political prisoners. Older Fabians and Social Democrats could
pull off a win here.

Roland Friesler
This
guy was a nobody, just an average judge under National Socialism, you
know some retards and cripples shipped off for disposal here, off to
the dungeons for defeatist propaganda there, same old crap every day.
Until the July 20th bomb plot put this guy on the map, KAPOWEE! The
defendants in his show trials were beaten, had their false teeth
confiscated and were given overly large clothes and no belts. And if
screaming at them wasnt enough Roland would get up and give them a
smack. There was only one sentence-- being hung from a tow-truck using
piano wire. The leading conspirators were filmed for Hitler's
enjoyment. Roland was a busy guy-- his tribunal sentenced 4,000 people
and would have done more if Freisler hadnt been hit by a British bomb
shortly before the end of the war. It might be the year his energy and
his groundbreaking mixture of law and cinema get him the prize.

Henry Waxman
OK,
he looks like a nerd. But that funny- looking nose wants to stick
itself everywhere! This guy investigates EVERYTHING! Sometimes he comes
up against someone like Victoria Toensing who shows him up for the
malicious idiot that he is but if you like the sight of trembling
corporate executives trying to defend free enterprise or like to see
the low-quality Bush Adminstration munchkins get spanked on CSPAN, ya
gotta love Hank. Wait'll the push for National Health Care happens,
I'll bet there's an urgent need for an investigation of the drug
companies. He cant jump across the
table and give'em a smack but you
can see he'd love to. But for keeping the show-trial tradition alive
and well keep your eye on Henry.

AND WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bimbo
Eruptions anyone? She's got the FBI files, she's got the IRS records!
She's got the private dicks! She knows it all and she's not afraid to
use it! During the Clinton Impeachment this babe even launched smear
campaigns against FDR, Eisenhower, Thomas Jefferson and George
Washington (oddly enough JFK and Warren Harding were left unmentioned)!
How many of you wives can say you intimidated a woman your husband
raped into silence by threatening to destroy her business? When
Impeachment rolled around the FBI files were released, lives were
destroyed, but the Clints survived! But being one little fiery ball of
meanness isnt why she won. She cares about the children and that's what
really counts.
Hey, having a morally neutral Nobel Prize
criteria is really fun! Those Nobel guys had a great idea when they
thought of that. They must be SUPER smart! It really opens up the field.