Posted by
skep41 on Wednesday, August 27, 2008 7:31:48 PM
"Under
fire from U.S. Catholic bishops, Democratic House Speaker Nancy Pelosi
is not backing off contentious comments about abortion she made during
a weekend television talk show appearance."
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/feedarticle/7754772
You bishops better wise up
muy pronto! You've
been calling Our Nancy a liar and she's starting to get POed. The
government so far has let the religion industry go unregulated but Our
Nancy might be forced to consider a Fairness Doctrine for religion if
you old celibate freaks don't stop questioning the doctrine of
Speakeral Infallibility. I don't think that an excessive reliance on
so-called 'rights' that you think are in our Living Constitution (when
does a Constitution have a life of it's own? When does it start?) is
going to protect your insolent insistence that two thousand years of
pretty consistent Catholic opposition to abortion adds up to an
established Church Doctrine. Our Nancy is not amused by a group of
people who use that 2000 year-old-policy shtick to justify barring
women from top slots in the Holy Catholic Corporation. The Stained
Glass Ceiling. Your 'church' has been making massive windfall profits
by pretending that St. Augustine, Jesus, Pope Gregory VI, John The
Baptist and St. Paul have some kind of quibble with a woman exercising
her Right To Choose. Just as the Founding Fathers...ooops, the Founding
Persons, wrote a Constitution that included rights to sodomy, gay
marriage, abortion, pornography and government management of all
aspects of human existence are we to think that the founders of
Christianity were any less Progressive?
Of course they endorsed
abortion, and they wanted the state to pay for it. The Pharisees were
just a group of angry Right-Wing sexists as was Constantine when he got
the Bible rewritten to reflect his brutal Pro-life views. In the Roman
Empire babies were regularly abandoned to die just after birth, a
practice in keeping with the views of Barak Obama and the idea that the
early Christians (including You-Know-Who) had some kind of problem with
it is just a canard that Our Nancy refuses to play along with. You GO
girl! There is irrefutable evidence that babies, (carbon-based life
forms) cause Global Warming and some of us, including Our Nancy, are
trying to save the planet! Its laughable to listen to people talking
about some kind of cheapening of human life that supposedly has
occurred since the Wise Justices (there's some Black Robed guys Our
Nancy can get behind) revealed that Our Living Constitution doesn't
allow any democratic debate on the subject of abortion. So now they
want to debate it again! What are these zany right-Wingers going to
come up with next? Maybe something about the Pride of our first woman
Speaker going before some kind of 'fall' or some kind of treasonous
talk like that.
It's not like Our Nancy doesn't have some options
here. Henry Waxman is putting together a committee right now to haul
those black-robed troublemakers in front of the cameras and work them
over. He'll make those sanctimonious buzzards sweat! They better start
thinking about the carbon emissions that occur when their misguided
congregants drive their SUVs to 'worship' in church. Churches filled
with power-guzzling incandescent light bulbs, heated in many cases by
oil-burning furnaces and cooled by electricity-gobbling air
conditioners. What a waste of non-renewable fossil fuel resources! The
EPA could get involved in this and strictly apply our new Global
Warming criteria to this egregious use of fossil fuel to push
Right-Wing climate-debauching bigotry. They want to talk about the
'sanctity' of human life or the 'sanctity' of marriage or even the
'sanctity' religious belief but they're pretty danged silent when the
'sanctity' of the Planet is brought into the picture.
They think
some 'God' controls the weather instead of the Wise Policies put into
place by Our Nancy; what superstitious arrogance! After the election
we'll be funding some Climate Sensitivity Training Camps so these
reactionaries can get their minds right. Waterboarding is wrong when
you do it to Muslims but its a useful tool for eliminating error in the
confused minds of these so-called Christians. These
Counterrevolutionary Climate Criminals will be happily stamping on the
antiquated 'cross' and learning to pray to the three-pronged
renewable-energy-generating windmill by the time Commissar Of Theology
Wright and his team of Liberation Theologians apply a little
Revolutionary Persuasion to update the cosmologies of these reprobates
so they can learn to appreciate the Wisdom of Our Nancy!