Posted by
skep41 on Monday, November 23, 2009 12:42:24 PM

Those Right-Wing terrorists are at it again! This time they're endangering the
entire planet
with their misguided high-jinks. How dare they hack into the computers
of one of the most prestigious Climate Science facilities in the world
and publish the results of their theft?
Interestingly enough,
the Scientists at the University Of East Anglia Climate Unit (they wrote the UN's IPCC paper on Climate Change) and their cohorts
werent e-mailing each other expressing the outrage they felt at the
dummies who couldnt understand the dire nature of the Global Warming
Catastrophe, they werent pointing to the self-evidence and the
watertight science that justifies their alarm and their solemn demand
that we all lower our standard of living to try to fend off certain
death in a soon-to-be rotisserie oven climate that our incandescent
light bulbs and SUVs were about to cause. No, they had other things on
their
really smart Scientific minds.
Like why the data show no evidence of Global Warming and how to cover that
very
inconvenient truth up. That's why these extra-smart guys are earning
the Big Bucks. They can look past the maze of often confusing 'facts'
and see the Big Picture more sharply then us little nematodes. If the
Big Picture calls for a bit of 'trickery' to adjust a few temperature
graphs to make it appear that temperatures went up when in fact they
went down then its the obligation of a Real Scientist to engage in that
trickery. Those pesky tree-rings werent sending the right signals
either. In fact, it would seem, to the uneducated mind, that every
single thing these yo-yos have told us for the last twenty years is
flat-out dead wrong and they've known about it the whole time.
I grew up in a 'scientific' family. My old man was a tech writer for
years for a company that worked on the underground nuke tests in
Nevada. In my house science was preferred over religion because science
was
true and religion was
just a bunch of unsupported speculation. What am I to think now? Here
are people who have shed the shackles of medieval superstition and
dedicated themselves to a ruthless pursuit of the Truth, no matter
where it might lead, who have found it necessary to resort to data
adjustments to make the conclusions fit their preconceived opinions.
"Thou Shalt Not Lie'...that was some of that religious stuff. Pretty
ludicrous. Where's the supporting evidence to show that that's
something we ought to abide by? But something that the wise guys of
Science didnt understand when they were laughing at Lot's wife turning
into a pillar of salt and all that other stuff was that the totality of
any belief system expresses itself in the type of society that arises
from its tenets. For example, the mythology of Christianity gave rise
to a society that rose to become the most free, the most advanced and
the most humanitarian in human history. From that humanitarian concern
for one's fellow man arose a branch of belief, one that became its own
unique belief system, that posited that if the wisest and most enlightened among us would rewrite the Social
Contract, that defines the relationship between an individual and society, that a
truly just and fair world could emerge.
People who adhered to
this belief system, now generally known as Socialism, abandoned the
unscientific fairy stories about virgins having babies and people
walking on water. They also abandoned the subjective pointing at some
people as 'good' and others as 'bad' on the basis of one's actions.
Morality is so complicated and there are so many different factors to
consider. Who even needs morality when you have Science to lean on? And
so these geniuses rolled up their Scientific sleeves and got to work.
The first try, the French Revolution, well...it started out
great!
Then it just lost its focus or something. Heads started rolling into
baskets, a ruthless dictator emerged and fought a twenty-year war that
killed millions and set fire to a continent. Well, part of Science is
experimentation. Few hypotheses have had the testing that the Socialist
hypothesis has had. The idea has been tried in dozens of countries,
sometimes labeled Communism, Fascism, Social Democracy, People's
Republics, Welfare States but somehow the correct formula has never
been reached. The result is always the same. Disaster. Either the
smoking ruins of National Socialist Germany or the degenerate chaos of
a former Soviet Union or the genteel demographic death rattles of the
Eurotrash Welfare states are the legacy of Socialism. Formerly vibrant
cultures snuffed out, formerly energetic societies turning into aging
hulks on the road to extinction are an intrinsic part of that legacy.
In
every socialist country birth rates plunge. Its funny that no Brilliant
Scientist has ever done a study to measure the relationship between the
amount of government social programs and the birth rate. The country
that was ravaged by Stalinism and is still an ugly crypto-socialist dictatorship
has one of the lowest birth rates in the world. The high birth rate of
Muslims in Russia masks the virtual disappearance of ethnic Russians.
Almost every 'former' People's Republic is exactly the same. Western
Europe, with its own bloated cradle-to-grave welfare systems and tax
rates that border on total confiscation, will have depopulated itself
in two generations. The immigrants from primitive countries with higher
(but falling) birth rates are moving into an emptying continent filled
with the ruins of the cathedrals built to a now-forgotten God. China
hovers on the edge of a demographic disaster.
You would think that the same experiment getting the same result under
a multitude of varying circumstances would lead minds steeped in
Scientific Reason to the obvious conclusion.
But hey! This was
about Global Warming wasnt it? That's Settled Science. In Stalin's USSR
there was a biologist named Trofim Lysenko. He practiced 'settled
science' too. If he settled on some science you better settle on it
pretty quick yourself or he'd see to it that the appropriate agencies
would 'settle' your hash. Just like what has happened to the 'Deniers'
of Climate Gospel...oh, I mean Climate Science. While these Scientists
were exchanging hundreds of e-mails about how the data werent backing
up their speculations they were lauching political campaigns in
faculties and in the public press smearing the 'Deniers' and trying to
get them fired. Any Scientist too honest to keep his mouth shut and
look at the Big Picture was castigated and sent to the edges of
academic purgatory by the Settled Scientists, the one's who have so
completely rejected Mythology and replaced it with Reason.
TS
Eliot was right. The world ends not with a banging carbon-induced heat
wave but with the whimper of our freedom and humanity being snuffed out
by the dead hand of a Science that became a political religion.