Posted by
skep41 on Friday, June 26, 2009 1:20:22 PM

Yesterday
I was at Nickelodeon in Burbank picking up some work. While the
computer guy was rendering out the animatic I walked over to the
kitchen, through a crowd of ten-year-old kids and their stage mommies
and daddies sitting nervously in the lounge waiting for an audition for
some new show. I was getting myself a diet coke and cursing the pile of
domino boxes for their emptiness CNN on the bigscreen announced
'BREAKING NEWS!' Breaking news in LA is usually a brush fire, a
shoot-out or a car chase but in this case the announcer went nuclear...
Micheal Jackson was dead!
The North Koreans are aiming nukes at Hawaii, the Iranian protesters
are having their legs broken with lead pipes and their faces slashed
with straight-edged razors, the Chinese are demanding an alternative
currency to the dollar, a virulent strain of the flu is engulfing the
human race and the US government is taking affirmative steps to achieve
the same standard of living for its citizens as exists in Jamaica; all
this silly trivia was pushed aside in a second as a fleet of
helicopters became airborne and began doing large circles between
Jacko's rented pad up in the hills and UCLA Med Center down in Westwood.
It brought me back to the late eighties. It was a tough time in the
animation biz. Hanna had sold out and Hanna Barbera was closed. The
Disney debacle was happening and the hapless Disney family had paid
some greenmailer so much money to drop his hostile take-over and 'The
Black cauldron', one of the worst animated movies ever made, had lost
so much money that they were making drastic staff cuts.
I was
working for Filmation and moonlighting by doing special effects on rock
videos. I did one very tricky and complicated job for this guy that had
a small production house down in Hollywood and he called me in to his
pot-smoke filled office one evening and offered me a gig working on
Micheal Jackson's movie 'Moonwalker'. It was a substantial raise from
being an FX animator on 'He-Man' and working at Filmation was
depressing. When I told the head of the FX department I was quitting he
went ballistic and screamed I just lost my seniority (a joke) and that
I'd never work there again. He was right--Loreal bought the studio and
closed it three weeks later, putting the entire 600-person staff out of
work with little hope of getting another animation job. That was the
first benefit I got by working for Mikey.
My 'boss' was an
editor named Dale, a condom advocate in his free time who had his
little office plastered with Captain Condom posters. My bigger boss was
named Jerry an entertainment lawyer who decided he was a director and
had such a strong personality that no one dared to argue with him about
it. He and Mikey's manager Frank, a rotund Italian gentleman who looked
like the kind of guy who kept a torture chamber in the cellar of his
mansion for those carefree moments when he wasnt intimidating poeple in
his professional life, were running the show.
This wasnt one of
those jobs where you actually had to go there every day and show up at
some arbitrary time, two of the worst aspects of any employment in my
mind. We would think of stuff we wanted to do and write it down on a
legal pad and Dale would get in his bashed-up VW bug and chug over the
hill to Mikey's parents pad on Havenhurst in Encino where he was
living at the time and Mikey would give the go-ahead or tell Dale to
come up with something else. It fried Jerry that Mikey and Dale got on
so well.
Jerry grew to hate Mikey with a passion. They would
set up a shoot and tell Mikey to do something and he would say no. A
director's nightmare and Jerry's own personal hell. He was definitely
not used to hearing the word 'no' without 'problem' following it
closely. But Mikey had the whip-hand and he used it on mean people who
thought he was a wimp who could be bullied. Jerry was a slave to
Mikey's quirks. he sat in meetings where twelve year old friends of
Mikey (one of them known around the studio as Jimmy Sure-Shot) had more
input than executives from Paramount. Jerry was known to smash
furniture and throw loud tantrums after these meetings.
I would
go over to 'Ultimate', the name of the studio, whenever they phoned me
up or when I had something to show them. It was right across from
Cedars Sinai in West Hollywood, the part of town with the most
screwed-up traffic and legendary for its voracious parking meters. All
of the few spaces at Ultimate were assigned but if you parked in a
space on the street and got a ticket you could just lay it on the
accountant and they would happily pay it. I could go into any art store
and buy any art supplies that I needed and be instantly reimbursed in
cash with no questions asked. My conscience still rankles at the
beautiful set of paintbrushes that I purchased, used on one shot and
kept. There were others with less conscience, but they were fools. this
is a small town and getting a reputation as a sleaze can cost you a lot
more than you can steal from an open-handed employer like Mikey.
On
Fridays I would drop by to get my check. The head accountant, an
extremely beautiful, elegantly-coiffed gay guy had a gray box full of
cash that had 'Micheal' painted on the side. 'Michael' took anyone who
wanted to go to lunch. 'Michael' didnt take us to Pinks on Melrose for
a sidewalk chili dog, either. One drop of Pink's chili would have
caused hundreds of dollars of damage to some of the outfits that were
worn so fashionably by the 'Ultimate' staff so we restricted our jaunts
to restaurants in Beverly Hills or on the Westside that were a little
more upscale. The first time I opened a menu in one of those joints in
almost lost control of my sphincter muscles. Appetizers were fifty
bucks, and this was in the eighties when prices were 50% lower than
they are now.
"I know it makes you nervous but you
have to
order an appetizer or we'll all be real mad," teased one of the women.
When I got home and told my wife I'd just had a $200 lunch she got mad
and asked whether I could have just asked for my share of the lunch in
cash. No, that would have been uncool and being uncool was the worst
thing you could have done. 'Michael' took us to some amazing joints, as
Gary, the controller, knew all the best little bistros in downtown BH.
One sunny Sunday my daughter and her friends were playing out front and
Katy was hit by a car and rushed to the hospital. I phoned up the
office and told them what had happened and that I wouldnt be able to
work for at least a week. The accountant phoned me back and said that
they had mentioned it to Michael and he had told them just to mail me
my checks for the next three weeks and to not worry about working. The
next day we were sitting by Katy's hospital bed when a burly guy came
in wheeling a gigantic monstrosity of a flower display. There were
balloons with teddy bears inside of them peaking out of the exotic
flowers. Everyone at Ultimate had signed the card and Dale had run over
to Encino and gotten the MJJ scrawl. The hospital staff were suitably
impressed.
I would do a lot of my shooting down at a tiny
animation camera service down in Hollywood. That left me in a
crime-filled part of town at two am, rushing the exposed film from the
camera service to CFI to get there before the overnights turned into
expensive daylights. The cameraman I worked with was this cat named
Chris who would occassionally stop shooting to snort lines of coke off
of a grubby mirror. He called it 'go powder'. I had reformed myself by
that time but was still in the game enough to spot the tell-tale yellow
of methedrine mixed in with the crap he was snorting. He didnt care. We
would work all night sometimes. Shooting whatever variations we could
think of.
Mikey was doing one of his incognito journeys down to
the beach in Venice and found an old wino who had a guitar, a drum on
his back attached to a string and a harmonica wired to his face who
called himself 'The Amazing One-Man Band'. Michael paid him $100,000 or
some vast sum to be in 'Moonwalker'. Jerry went ballistic, screaming
that he could have hired this jerk for fifty bucks. Jerry hated when
people wasted money without him getting a chunk; it was a kind of
focused thriftiness. But he hired several camera crews and a temporary
editor and a couple of assistants to deal with the hundreds of feet of
film they were shooting down in Venice. Somehow Pepsi donated a huge
amount of soda to the shoot. The small offices of Ultimate were filled
with cases of Pepsi and Sprite. When I turned up that day they said
that I had to take as many cases as my tiny Datsun would hold. My wife
cracked up when I turned up back home with thirty cases of soda loaded
into my car, the hatchback tied with twine to allow more cases. One of
the assistant editors on this sequence was this guy from Texas who
would tell tales of wandering around bars in Hollywood with the guy who
played 'Data' on the new Star Trek, looking for women. He was Data's
wing man. They worked like fury on this for several weeks. Meanwhile
Mikey split for a tour in Europe. Jerry cut the sequence together, flew
to Rome, rented a movie theater and grabbed Mikey (not easy) to screen
'The Amazing One Man Band' sequence. Michael turned to him and said,
"That's really nice Jerry but I dont think it fits." And walked out. We
were all ducking Jerry for the next couple of weeks after he got back.
He was in a rage.for a week after he got back.
The rap party
was a hoot. The band he had toured with, including Cheryl Crow, was
there. They rented the posh DGA theater on Wilshire. There was a
mountain of shrimp and lobster and a fountain that poured liquid
chocolate onto a mountain of strawberries. Moet Chandon flowed like
water.
As the production ended Michael's tour played LA, down
at the Sports Arena. There were tons of tickets floating around
Ultimate and I went to see him twice. Both times he was fantastic. You
shouldnt be allowed to say anything about Mikey if you've never seen
him perform live. I've seen James Brown. Bob Marley, Pavarotti, and a
million others and Mikey was The King Of Pop! He rocked. the show was
wonderful. the crowd responded to every move with hysterical applause
and delight. He was the best.
So now he's dead. Everybody is
obsessing about what a freak he turned into one more time but there
should be a word about the kind side of MJJ. He saved me from a
terrible year of unemployment, paid me highly, let me dream up my own
projects and, although I never met him personally, sent me some really
complimentary messages through Dale. He hated hustlers and bullies and
although he didnt have any personal contact with the artists who worked
for him he treated us with kindness and respect. He had a horrible
life. People who are happy dont shoot up demerol. He had something that
the crowd loved and that love killed him. This is the biggest celebrity
death since Elvis. I hope his torments are over. Rest In Peace, Mikey.