Posted by
skep41 on Wednesday, July 28, 2010 10:22:23 PM
Snivel, snivel, snivel...that's all you right-wingers do. Yeah, that's right, I'm talking to
you
buddy! Mister, oh I'll just pass a law to ask the government to do its
job in the first place and feel all smug about it! We've got Chunks And
Balances in this country Pal, that's in our Living Constitution, which
reads (Living Amendment Catch 22- We can do anything you cant stop us
from doing). Every time you trailer-trash racist teabaggers sneak some
new outrage against Fairness through the legislature we've got
judges
to set you straight. Its about time you realized that everything that
you want to do, every law you conservatives pass, every thought you
have in your misguided, hate-filled, Limbaugh-saturated, pointy little
craniums is totally and blatantly unconstitutional as the almost
complete takeover of the judiciary and the ever more aggressive
application of Marbury vs. Madison continues to point out.
Of
course you original intent knuckleheads point out that Marbury vs.
Madison is just the court giving itself unconstitutional powers and
that if Jefferson was alive today he'd roll over in his grave but think
of it this way; suppose you had a house in Arizona that was blocking
the migratory patterns of the
Hombres Mojados, on
their way to El Norte to visit the emergency rooms and voting booths to
which they flock. That's a violation of the Principle of Fairness if
ever there was one. The plastic water bottles and disposable diapers
left by their flocks are a charming addition to any homeowner's
landscaping. Since us liberals live in upscale neighborhoods with high
fences and have a need for cheap gardeners and maids very little harm
is done if the lower orders, brutes that they are, feel angry that
their towns are overrun and their taxes shoot higher and higher to pay
the bill for the social services that our guests fleeing the poverty
caused by American capitalist imperialism have a New Constitutional Right to. These Neanderthals should
just think how much help they are being to the shareholders of the huge
multinational corporations who dont have to pay for those social
services out of their own dividends and bonuses. You're supposed to be
pro-business you 'conservative' hypocrites!
Well, your stupid
little law is heading for the Ninth Circuit Court Of Appeals where that
outrage against humanity will be treated with the contempt it deserves.
Those judges down at the 9th can spot a counterrevolutionary racist
insult to the legal system in the wink of an eye. They are constrained
by no statute or legal concept other than the Law Of Eternal
Grooviness. Is Arizona 1070
groovy? I think not.
At
this point we should take time out to think of how much progress we've
made in the last generation. It used to be that it was minorities who
were discriminated against and treated with disdain. Now, in the name
of Progressive Progress we have transferred the discrimination and
disdain to the
majority. A neat trick, eh? We've only had to dump that old stodgy 'Rule Of Law' which was absolutely
NOT GROOVY! If grooviness isnt a 'Natural Right' than granola isnt a natural food. Think about it, it makes sense!
Think
of the dignity that you Conservos gain from having your rights denied
and being constantly ridiculed and kicked in the teeth. You guys are
noble. Really. I'm not being snidey, honest. But c'mon, you cant expect
to tell people with degrees from Harvard and Stanford what to do.
Democracy or not that's just not right. People with expensive degrees
from hoity-toity universities are just smarter and so their opinions
count while yours dont, no matter how many votes you get.
In
fact thats why another 'law' is unenforced...the voter rolls are being
stuffed with bogus registrants whose absentee ballots are filled out by
helpful campaign workers (another important government service your tax
dollars buy you for free) to keep the level of Fairness in equilibrium.
If the Democrat's ideas are better isnt it
FAIR that they have the deficit of votes made up so that we dont have more Norm Coleman's running around in the Senate?
So
stop your bellyaching. The next time you go to cast your racist vote
and there's some New Black Panther Party members waving baseball bats
and screaming racist obscenities at you you can smile and say, "Hey!
The Stimulus Bill
has created
some Green Jobs!" Just go home and sit back and imagine what disease
you're going to be on a two-year waiting list for under Obama Care.
And, oh yeah, Have A Nice Day!