Posted by
skep41 on Friday, December 18, 2009 11:47:09 AM

During
the current record-breaking blizzard covering our suffering nation with
a layer of ice and snow unemployment has taken an unexpected (not by
anybody with any sense) jump up and the HealthScare pie fight continues
in Congress and the Senate. The nation's rage grows more white-hot
(uh-oh, Warming You Can Believe In!) against the Stalinist policies
that these lying radicals, these jerks who were 'fiscal conservatives'
a year ago when they were running for election, are inflicting on an
economy already grinding to a frozen halt as blizzards harsher than
anyone has seen in their lifetimes rage in wave after wave across our
frozen homeland; a land with an icebound economy taxed to a frozen halt as giant tax increases and
oppressive regulations pile up like mile-thick glaciers, blocking any
growth and crushing any enterprise under their frozen sheets of Marxist
stupidity.
After signing into law another titanic
trillion-dollar giveaway subsidy to every domestic parasite and loser
in the country our jug-eared Stalinist clown of a Chief Executive has
taken some time off from wrecking our nation to fly over in a fleet of
jets belching black carbon from every nozzle into the swirling snows of
CrapenHoken to promise to hand over hundreds of billions of deficit
dollars to every leering. greedy savage wrecking their own
'underdeveloped' nations' economies so that this collection of
Chavez-loving bloodthirsty Leninist thugs can have more goodies to pass
out to their cronies and put in their Swiss bank accounts.
And
where is the genius of Hope And Change getting this mountain of Lucky
Bucks? He's borrowing it from the Chicoms. If the monsters who run
China are so danged concerned about the overhyped con-job of phony
Global Warming 'Science' why dont the Progressive Socialists running
that totalitarian nightmare of a dictatorship take some time off from
chopping their citizens up and selling their organs on the black market
to lend themselves the money and leave us out of it. The Friend Of The
Atmosphere is already engaged in turning the country that was stupid
enough to elect him into a Tanzania-like, poverty-stricken Marxist
dictatorship so our carbon footprint is going to shrink no matter what
idiotic treaty the totalitarian liars in CrapenHoken come up with. The
Hoaxers have now been under the gun for a month from the ClimateGate
revelations but have yet to produce ANY data or ANY evidence that their
fictitious 'science' has any basis in reality at all, but that doesnt
bother President Slappy and the Red Brigade in Washington in their
breathless quest to levy Crap On Trade taxes on a crumbling economy.
Meanwhile Nutsy Pelosi has jetted over into the blizzard conditions
swirling around CrapenHoken with her wizened and surgically scarified,
botoxed skeletal mug, trailed by her zoo-like collection of squirrelly,
deformed corruptocrats (aka the House leadership) to underline what an
insult to common sense this whole cretinous circus of moronism is.
They're claiming they are there to create even more Green Jobs. The
only Green Jobs this collection of freakish-looking Bozos has created
involve standing next to your mailbox picking your nose while you wait
for your unemployment check to arrive. The great Green Jobs dilemma is
Eat Or Flick, although in the current polar weather conditions the
Eaters might have to microwave their Green Snacks, increasing the
carbon footprint of our evil capitalist nation. We can count on Nutsy
and the boys to give us a few hearty laughs to amuse us as we slip
further into a freezing Ice Age poverty.
Also good for a chuckle
is the Hoaxer's Clown-mander In Chief, the always vomitatious Algore,
standing with his feet frozen in a block of ice spouting made-up
'statistics' so absurd that even the bum-crawling liars at the
government-run New York Times are obliged to note his 'unsupported
statements'. Of course the noble NYT doesnt give any credence to the
absurd notion bruited about by the Deniers that this fifteen year
descent into Arctic weather has something to do with the sun (aka Big
Ball Of Fire In Sky) and not, as the Hoaxers claim, a much-deserved
punishment for our Evil Consumerist ways.
Crapen-Hoken has
underlined, if any more underlining is needed, what a deluded pack of
idiots these Hoaxers are. Well, what do you expect from these
over-educated, arrogant, elitist creeps, these graduates of radical
indoctrination centers like Harvard or Yale? The Settled Science is
that these dopes are wrong about everything they say. EVERYTHING! The
old cliche about a blind pig occasionally finding an ACORN is disproven
by this bunch, whose one ACORN has been revealed as being as dishonest,
lawless, incompetent, confused, ignorant and stupid as their Democratic
paymasters. These Congressional Friends Of The Poor are conspiring to
hand out bales of a currency that is on its way to becoming as
worthless as the toilet paper the Hoaxers want to deny to us all. We
wont be so lucky as to have these guys apply the 'one sheet' policy to
wipe the carbon problem away from the world's odiferous industrial
exhaust pipes. We can expect whole rainforests to be turned into
treeless deserts to publish the massive White Papers, white as the
zero-visability blizzard raging outside the conference, that the
Hoaxers, pushed into panic mode by the ongoing collapse of their lie, will need to write to justify this Grand Larceny by the
ruling class against us apparently undertaxed peons.
The weird
Kabuki dance of vile and nauseating anti-capitalist demonstrators
outside, fighting the Danish police in the howling maelstrom of the
advancing Ice Age, adds a hilarious footnote to the macabre sight of
Western Civilization committing mass suicide in freezing weather
conditions not seen since the end of World War 2. If you're a leftist
and you were stupid enough to vote for the Commissar of Hope And Change
than you are responsible for our formerly great nation's involvement in
this travesty...a travesty that George W Bush, to his great credit,
would never have played along with.