Posted by
skep41 on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 1:06:02 PM

Why
is everybody so happy? They're talking in hushed tones of 'The First
Hundred Days' of the Obama Era as if they had some palpable
accomplishment to brag about. The Administration has snuck a few pieces
of legislation through the legislative process and people who are
paying attention are alarmed at many of their policies. CNBC, a
business channel not normally given to political discourse, is
inhabited by folks who are able to read and understand what these
things mean and the business-types on that channel are aghast.
Hard-core conservatives are predictably upset at what they see as a
slide to destruction. Even some liberals are looking over the
'accomplishments' and becoming uneasy.
But if you get your news
from the 30-second newsbreaks in the commercial intervals during
'Desperate Housewives' you're feeling pretty darn good about Barak. One
glance at the cover of People Magazine will fill you with confidence
and pride at America's wise political choice. Approval ratings are at
60%. Barak obliges this vast audience with plenty of images that show
that he's as photogenic as Bill Clinton, swinging his golf club with a
quiet
insouciance with his
eyes fixed firmly on the future that is just outside the bounds of the
glowing photograph. At last, a Democrat who looks sharp in his tailored
suit instead of that furtive little weasel Bush! I guess things can
only get better, right? He's rolled up his sleeves and
done something
about the economic mess left to him by the Bush Administration and he's
got a lot of swell new solutions for all our other problems so why
shouldnt we support him?
But
'The Hundred Days' concept can refer to two incidents in history; the
storm of legislation that began FDR's 12-year tenure in the White House
or the return of Napoleon from Elba and his march to Waterloo. Both
ended badly. Waterloo has become a synonym for hubristic disaster and
FDR's hurricane of legislation did nothing to help the country out of
the Great Depression and in fact can be accused not only of prolonging
and deepening that depression but also can be looked on as the
beginning of the trend that has brought us to the current crisis. One
thing that Bonaparte and FDR had in common is a boundless energy that
they threw into The Hundred Days. Wrongheaded as they were they moved
forward rapidly and with purpose.
Not so the sluggish Obama.
With a Speaker Of The House described by her colleagues as 'crazy and
meaner than a junkyard dog' and possessing a complete lock on The House
and a Senate with 59 Democrat votes, needing only one or two feeble
RINO votes to perpetrate any legislative monstrosity Harry Reid needs
to push through you would think we would be living in a People's
Republic by now. But this legislative mountain has so far given birth
to a couple of anemic baby mice. They've voted a trillion dollars in
handouts to friends, donors and favored sectors of the electorate
(labeled 'stimulus'). They've effectively doubled the federal budget.
The banks have been strong-armed into the TARP program. A large sector
of the auto industry has been nationalized and turned over to the union
bosses who destroyed it in the first place. The defense budget has been
slashed. But the 'liberal agenda' , the avalanche of legislation
putting every dream of every crackpot left-wing college professor or
union boss into law that Nancy Pelosi promised in the magic First
Hundred Days is surprisingly missing.
Why? The American People
have demanded more subsidies, especially in these critical times. This
is a free country so where's all my free stuff? Free medical
care--that's a
right! Free college education for anybody who can scrawl their name on an admission application--another
right! And what about the
right to stay in your house when you cant pay the mortgage? The
right of your union to charge your boss four or five times the wage rate people in other countries earn for the same work? The
right of
public employees to earn eighty percent of their gross pay (indexed for
inflation, of course) when they retire after twenty years of service?
The
right of illegal aliens
to all the benefits available to so-called 'citizens'. The government
needs to fix the weather by replacing all smoking power plants with
eco-friendly windmills and solar panels and also to replace all those
stinky gasoline-powered cars with battery-powered cars that run just as
well and eliminate the need for expensive petroleum. All those greedy
bankers and CEOs need to be stripped of their bonuses and private jets
so that The Children can have a decent education in our cash-starved
schools.
The translation of the title of this piece is 'Whom the
Gods would destroy they first make demented'. That might be a good
replacement for 'In God We Trust' on our currency. The currency that
will be increasingly worthless as each new wave of 'stimulus' is poured
into a declining economy. The conservatives are waiting for the
American People to catch on to the effects of all these Obamunist
economic tricks and turn on their authors. Thats a nice thought, but
its going to take a lot for these spoiled, dependent slobs to realize
that their
rights are unsustainable and unworkable and not
rights at
all. The dementia has eaten into America's brain. They really think
that the government can fix the weather. They really think that they
can retire at fifty with free medical care, a phat pension, mortgage
relief, and an electric-powered Winnebago that will take them on a
permanent tour of a well-maintained highway system in a country free
from the fear of a terrorist attack or crime by illegal alien criminals
surrounded by a world of democratic nations impressed by the sheer
morality of America's admirable foreign policy. Thats how
demented we have become.
The
state of the political culture in this age of Obamunism is like one of
those parties that some people throw in their beach houses on sandbank
islands when a Category Five hurricane is approaching. What, Me Worry?
Everyone is happy waiting for Daddy Obama and those caring, concerned
Democrats to drop fat worms into our widely-opened mouths. We just
declare the worms exist (
nemitodii stimulatus)
and there they are! The economic collapse of Europe is interesting but
what does a 6% decline in GDP in Germany have to do with us? If the
Taliban takes over in Pakistan why should we care? Nuclear Iran? Not
our problem. Somali pirates? Hey maybe we can make a movie about these
poor saps and have Johnny Depp play the Head Pirate just for laughs!
Because
one of the worst mistakes of the Obamunists is the presenting of our
bungling non-action in Somalia as some kind of a victory. The pirates
got a green light for more thuggery and the world got the message that
this four-flushing phony will take a victory on the cover of People
Magazine instead of risking a real response to an international crisis.
Another is our broadcasting to the world that we intend to prosecute
the people who squeezed the secret plans of our Islamonazi terrorist
enemies from them while we label our peaceful political opposition as
potential terrorists. The world is also looking askance at the
ever-increasing bond auctions of our Federal and State governments as
they work to fulfill the
rights they've told a gullible public they can expect.
So
as Barry gives Hero Chavez the ghetto handshake the Taliban moves in
for the kill in Pakistan, the North Koreans fire ballistic missiles
into Japan's airspace, and Iran readies their first nuke for testing
the American press goes insane complimenting BHO on our much-improved
image in the world. As the banks slide further toward insolvency, the
UAW seizes control of GM and Chrysler, the Fed pours vast oceans of
money into a shrinking economy, the cap-and-trade disaster looms and
unemployment creeps into double digits the press and the public are
agog at the many accomplishments in this First Hundred Days of the New
Age. If you deny that socialism doesnt work and I deny that socialism
doesnt work then it works! Another Great President said something
similar and he had a 60% approval rating, too.
Make no mistake.
The problem that this country has is that everybody now expects to get
more out of the system than they put in. Everybody. Its mass insanity.
Dementia. The Gods are laughing. They know how this story ends. Obama isnt Achilles, he's Hector.