Posted by
skep41 on Wednesday, June 11, 2008 10:59:28 AM
Change
You Can believe In! Like all good Stalinists the Democraps are now
reaching into people's past to root out potential terrorists who are
harboring incorrect thoughts. If you've embezzled some cash from
Countrywide or planted a few bombs in public buildings, thats OK. The
Obamanoids are not interested in petite-bourgeois economic crimes and
attacks against AmeriKKKa are downright laudable! True
counterrevolution is expressed now by being a Civil War buff. It seems
that Jim 'Melonhead' Webb, a truly obnoxious liberal who ran for the
Senate on the vile lie that there is such a thing as a Conservative
Democrap, is being pilloried and eliminated as a Vice Presidential
candidate for expressing thoughts which might be mistaken as sympathy
for the Confederacy, an entity now pictured in PC history as a
precurser to the National Socialist...er, I mean
NAZI, regime in Germany (use of the term National
Socialist is
in itself a counterrevolutionary act as weak minds might confuse it
with the Progressive Socialists who are on a crusade to save Our Planet
from the predations of the Capitalist Octopus!). In later history books
critters like Woodrow Wilson, who prayed for Confederate victory as a
young boy, and any other deranged racist lunatic with similar views
will have their biographies rewritten or expunged from history
altogether to try to remove this evil stain on AmeriKKKa's bloody and
oppressive past. Books like the infamous 'Gone With The Wind' will be
burned, of course, along with those by racist reactionaries like Thomas
Sowell. A friend of mine invited me to a Civil War reenactment once and
I have to admit I put on the dreaded grey uniform but I have atoned;
I've written down every un-PC statement I've ever heard from anyone
I've ever met and will happily co-operate with the New Obama Stasi to
imprison my reactionary acquaintances for the good of the planet. We
should remember the emphasis on having a humble working-class
background during the Stalin regime and also note that the
intellectuals and elitists who were so instrumental in installing the
bloodthirsty...er I mean... Progressive Socialist regime in Russia were
ultimately destroyed in the Great Purge of the 1930s when it was
realized that having 'progressive' views is only a front to hide a
bourgeois class background in many cases . When dealing with the
glassy-eyed Marxist fanatics...oh sorry, I guess I dont have my mind
completely right...the Hope-filled Green Idealists who now make up the
upper crust of the Democrap Party you should use Gulag Archipelago as a
survival guide (keeping it well hidden behind copies of Noam Chomski
and 'Audacity Of Hope' just in case the block supervisor should get the
wrong idea about your views). Now with the beloved polar bear about to
be wiped from the face of the Earth by greedy globalist capitalism we
have to ruthlessly weed out these racist Confederate Kooks and give
them the Free Medical Care in the form of electro-shock therapy (from
windmill-generated renewable sources, of course) and huge doses of
mind-bending anti-psychotic drugs that will make them, in the end, love
Big Obama! For The Change Revolution, Comrades!