Posted by
skep41 on Thursday, May 29, 2008 12:36:27 PM
Jan 20, 2009. The New Age dawns, the
Ancien Regime departs.
The Obamessiah arrives, surfing the wave of national enthusiasm which
gave him a forty-three state victory, a sixty two Senate seat
Democratic caucus, and an eighty vote majority in Congress. America's
four hundred year journey to justice has arrived at its goal. The
Left's century of agitation, propaganda and gutter politics has at last
triumphed. Che Guevara told a group of young radicals in the 1960s that
they lived "in the belly of the Beast". Now the Beast has been
overwhelmed. The world can like us again. Now that the New Era Of
Friendship has arrived we can take all that money we were wasting on
overseas alliances and bring it home to make life better for the people
of these 58 states, who have oppressed others for so long and to such
evil purpose.
And in the Middle East they are dancing in the
streets! Under the newly-expressed Farrakhan Doctrine President Obama
has given a six-month timetable for the total withdrawal of all US
forces west of Honolulu, south of Puerto Rico and east of Maine. Even
that territory will be difficult for the twelve-ship US Navy to cover.
But
some in the Middle East arent dancing. Israel is emptying like a
leaking balloon as the New Age Trojans flee their executioners. As the
last Jews depart to their refugee camps on Cyprus and Crete a long
bloody war begins between Hamas and Hezbollah for control of the ruins
of the former Zionist Entity. The departing Israeli Secret Service, as
a present to the world which has betrayed them yet again, has left a
few stray nukes laying around for these terrorists to find in the hope
that they will end up exterminating each other. They do.
The people
who supported us in Iraq wont be dancing very hard, either. The Kurds
will be trapped between their traditional enemies the Turks and the
Iranians with nowhere to run.
As the Iranians move in for the kill in a now defenseless Iraq the Sunni tribes will tremble with fear.
Other
Sunni's will have reason to worry. The corrupt and depraved Saudi Royal
family will be murdered like dogs in their ultra-modern palaces by
savage radical Islamo-fascists eager to erase this un-Islamic luxury.
Insane mobs will destroy and loot the shopping malls chanting suras
from the Koran as they sack Victoria's Secret. Whorehouses like Abu
Dhabi will be pillaged and turned into smoldering wreckage and the
inhabitants driven into the burning desert to perish from thirst.
Egypt,
Pakistan and Morocco will have some trouble getting into the jolly
dance mode as heavily-subsidized US food imports stop. After all, with
no more interest in the Middle East what rationale is there for food
aid to people halfway around the world? Also, skyrocketing oil prices,
due to the increasing chaos and piracy in the Persian Gulf and
administrative incompetence by the radicals who have taken over and
almost completely shut off oil exports will make things like food aid
prohibitively expensive. What would the population of Egypt be without
food imports? Half? One quarter? In the old days it was ten million
instead of the seventy million it is today.
Iran, already driven to
poverty and economic stagnation by its oppressive government will
finally succumb to chaos as high food prices and the cessation of
gasoline imports push the angry population over the edge. In the end
the Indian-Chinese moves to restore order and take charge of the energy
supplies will grab the oilfields and leave the rest of the country to
dissolve into anarchy and poverty.
A giant food deficit appears all
over the world. The largest exporters (The US and Canada) no longer
export because of bio-fuel production and disastrous socialist farm
policies enacted to prevent Global Warming. Chaotic energy prices and
distribution have crippled the transportation systems of the countries
who still produce their own food but NO country in the Middle East even
comes close to producing what their populations require. From the Indus
river to Mauritania a giant, anarchic, corpse-filled, Somalia-like
wasteland emerges with a few well-fortified cities surviving and the
oil lands split between the Chinese and the Indians, who move into the
power vacuum created by the US disappearance from the scene and seize
the vital oil fields after brushing the few remaining aborigines back
to their primitive Bedouin existences in the desert. Islam will, in
fifty years be the religion of a few wandering nomads in the deserts of
the Middle East and in the freezing ruins of what was once called
'Europe'.