Posted by
skep41 on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 11:51:03 AM
Hillary's
stonewalling evasions and mercurial, soulless self-positionings have
been going on since her first run for the U.S. Senate from New York, a
state she had never lived in and knew virtually nothing about. The
liberal Northeastern media were criminally complicit in enabling her
queenlike, content-free "listening tour," where she took no hard
questions and where her staff and security people (including her
government-supplied Secret Service detail) staged events stocked with
vetted sympathizers, and where they ensured that no protesters would
ever come within camera range.
Camille Paglia http://www.salon.com/opinion/paglia/2007/11/14/hillary/
So
upset am I at the surging Republican liberals Mike Huckster-bee and
Mutt Romney that I have decided to try out as a volunteer at the
Clinton Campaign, you know, like a reporter for the Washington Compost
or a street vendor in Chinatown. So, with that in mind, I'm here to
announce Mrs. Clinton's amazing Victory in tomorrow's debate. She will
deftly turn the tables on her gang of testosterone-mad adversaries
(giggle! balless would be more accurate! ) with wit and charm and set the
fluttering hearts of the worried pols in the party at rest. The
Comeback Queen! Wolf will behave, of course, not wanting to join Tim
Russert drinking cheap wine behind the dumpster at the liquor store as
he bemoans his eviction from mainstream media paradise. The other
spineless weenies that claim they want to be considered from the
Democratic nomination will show their usual gormlessness and run about
in circles, bumping into one another to the delight of all. The Dumbest
Man In The Senate (Joe Biden) will make a heartfelt plea for party
unity, and one of these spineless wimps will actually present some form
of grovelling apology for upsetting the apple cart the last time. The
usual laughs will be provided by comedy-candidate Dennis Kook-Sin-Itch
as he explains his wonderful foreign policy ideas. Stubby little
straight-man Richardson (the one most likely to apologize to Her
Ladyship) will mumble his usual sub-audible nonsense. John Edwards will
spout the 1960's cliches he stole from Lydon Johnson and opine that
even now, with the Al Qaeda troops that the Democrats support in Iraq
facing extinction, its still not too late to achieve the defeat of the
hated US Military by electing one of the fine candidates present on
this stage.
But it wont matter. The night will belong to Her Royal
Thighness. The media probably have their glowing stories written
already (in fact the New York Slime's front page extravaganza was faxed
over from the Clinton Campaign this morning). The Networks are
practicing their 'Hosannas' as we speak (because CBS' writing staff has
gone on strike with the WGA they have been temporarily replaced by
'volunteers' sent over from from the Clinton Campaign, ensuring that
the coverage will not change in any way). So lets all get our hankies
out and be ready to weep with joy at the sensational return of The
Champ!