Posted by
skep41 on Friday, November 02, 2007 12:57:20 PM
Tuesday's
Democratic debate was actually a real shocker! Who would have thought
that the Queen, Her Royal Thighness herself , coasting to her
inevitable coronation could get so badly derailed in a Democratic (!)
debate. There wasnt a conservative around for miles! What kind of a
threat did the pack of hapless weasels that flanked her on the stage
present? Spineless empty shirt Obama? The other drunken slice of bread
in Ted Kennedy's waitress sandwich Dodd? Dennis Kook-Sin-Itch? The
Dumbest Man In The Senate, Joe Biden (BTW rumor has it that in the
re-make of 'Wizard Of Oz' the group will wander into a Biden campaign
rally and will be put soundly to sleep by one of his speeches)? John
'Girlie-Man' Edwards, whose total irrationality only goes unnoticed
because of his irrelevance? Or finally, Mystery Man Bill Richardson,
who is going to employ the same diplomatic magic he used in North Korea
to keep Iran from nuking up (its a mystery that anyone could envision
this bland functionary as a candidate)? Not exactly formidable
opponents. After all, these dudes kept mum while their Pantsuited
FrontRunner was hogging the front page taking bribes from Chicom
criminals. I guess they're not too eager to tangle with the Clinton
Crime Family's Propaganda Division.
It was a beautiful evening in the City Of Brotherly Love (hey that's sexist, isnt it?) and many happy Democr
ats marched outside, their concern for the environment touchingly evident.
Fashion
seems to be everything to these chic demonstrators and they were all
there for our girl Hilly. Everything was there for a glowing Clinton
Evening. Even the Friendly Media put two Masters of Ceremonies
notorious for their pro-Hilly partisanship.
So what the hell went wrong?
The
first thing was the 'debate' on who could give the most cringingly
spineless reaction to Iran developing nukes. I trembled at the thought
of one of these nebbishes in charge of our foreign policy. As they
blurbled on about the courageous diplomacy they would employ to denuke
the bloodthirsty, ruthless vermin who run Iran I recalled a line from
Edward Gibbon's 'Decline And Fall', "Persuasion is the tactic of the
weak, but the weak are rarely persuasive." Russert asked each of these
rarely persuasive losers if they would pledge to keep Iran from getting
nukes and Hilly stumbled. She was probably thinking about her hubby
BJ's egregious failures to keep Pakistan and North Korea non-nuclear
and she started equivocating. Blipity-Blap, Blappity-Bloop, lots of
loopholes just in case Ahmadinajahd doesnt want to stop his nuke program to avoid a scathing editorial in the New York Times.
Not Presidential.
Later Russert asked why she was keeping phone transcripts of chit-chat
between her and BJ during the Golden Presidency Years locked away in
the Clinton Lie-Berry And Massage Parlor while she was running on her
White House experience. Well, er, um you cant rush those bureaucrats,
ahem, uhum and er, uh, other Presidents do it all the time, yatta,
yatta. She sounded like one of the corporate bigwigs testifying in
front of Henry Waxman. Very Presidential-- President Nixon Presidential.
You'd
think she didnt want to talk about Bimbo Eruptions, perjury and Travel
Office trivia that defined her record as First Lady.
And finally
Russert dropped the Big One. Illegal alien drivers licenses, licenses
that would let people like the Kook-Sin-Itch supporter pictured here
vote in elections formerly restricted to US citizens. She was for it
except that she was against it except when governors want it and er, um
the people who live in the shadows, dont you know. Now this is a tough
one for any Democrat. They're aching to give their undocumented Amigos
all the benefits that the Gub-mint can dispense in return for their
votes, after all even the wettest mojado knows the program from years
of the PRI buying their support in Mexico. The tricky part is that
there is ample evidence that Actual Americans are furious at this
truckling to lawbreakers. This is an issue that can destroy her and
every other Democrat and she blew it BIG TIME!
So in the aftermath
the Clinton Crime Family launched an assault on the winner of the
debate, Tim Russert. Poor Tim was last seem drinking cheap Tokay from a
bag-covered bottle behind a liquor-store dumpster crying about the
White House State Dinner invitations he was never going to get.
Meanwhile the Spin Machine was changing the subject from her inadequate
answers to the fact that her opponents 'piled on'. As though those
wimps had anything to do with it. She beat up herself.